We met in 1998 and were married December 19, 2009.
I once asked E.B. what he thought about the time we have known each other and the following was conducted:
"Not one person can really understand what a girl can do to the heart of a man. Jaclyn took mine, broke it, mended it, and then threw it out to the swine and cactus. Then, she took me in like a good Samaritan, all for the benefit of my own well being. Since the beginning, I wondered if she even noticed me. I would walk by her house on a daily basis and whistle the tune of her favorite hymn as to catch her attention - it never worked. A few years later she married me out of pity.